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A Sapphic romance profile for How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster) by Marie Cardno, organized around Monster, Humorous, Well Paced.
- Pairing
- F/F
- Setting
- Romance
- Dynamic
- Sapphic romance
- Heat
1/5 — Glimpses / kisses
- Pace
- Well Paced
- Biggest divide
- Reader fit

Book profile
About this book
How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster) is a sapphic romance title by Marie Cardno. Start here if you are looking for Monster, Humorous, Well Paced, Tender.
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